Weird Achilles Dreams

I am water skiing, and I am good!
Not only that, I am barefoot water skiing!
And I am doing it on my local neighbourhood lake!
And I am being pulled by a Miami Vice-like cigar boat!
And I am about to look really cool doing one on those throw-the-tow-rope and step-gracefully-onto-the dock finishes.
I step up on to the dock [...]