10. Riding ridiculously slow elevators..only used once in a lifetime.
9. Talking to people you would never talk too…OK, maybe this isn’t a positive!
8. War story to tell…and a scar to prove it!
7. Rock star parking at the Mall……”like OMG”!
6. Practice for the 2010 Crutch Olympics.
5. (for guys) - Getting the free pass on the “toilet seat being left up” for a few months.
4. Tripping that purse thief with your right crutch, while knocking him out cold with your left..wabap wabap..ahh!
3. Learning the roll technique as you fall after a crutch slipped.
2. Treating something better than your junior high prom date.
1. You finally get to race that old lady down aisle 9 on the electric cart.
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